A Conversation Entitled My coworker invited me to take part in some Halloween carousing
- Coworker: I'm going as Nightwing! I got a black mask. You know, just a regular black mask?
- Me: Yeah.
- Coworker: I cut it so it looks like Nightwing's. I had to put it in a coffee cup so it would actually fit my face and not just stick out on the sides.
- Me: You actually prepared for this. Would I have to wear a costume? Because I can't scrape anything together by tomorrow.
- Coworker: No, you don't need a costume, but I could paint your face! I got a set of, like, 16 face paints. You could go as a zombie or the Bride of Frankenstein.
- Me: Well, I do have a wedding dress in my closet.
- Coworker: ...
- Me: I'm kidding!
- Coworker: That would have been very Liz Lemon of you.
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