SMTHA

Nov 05

Oct 30

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My coworker invited me to take part in some Halloween carousing

Coworker: I'm going as Nightwing! I got a black mask. You know, just a regular black mask?
Me: Yeah.
Coworker: I cut it so it looks like Nightwing's. I had to put it in a coffee cup so it would actually fit my face and not just stick out on the sides.
Me: You actually prepared for this. Would I have to wear a costume? Because I can't scrape anything together by tomorrow.
Coworker: No, you don't need a costume, but I could paint your face! I got a set of, like, 16 face paints. You could go as a zombie or the Bride of Frankenstein.
Me: Well, I do have a wedding dress in my closet.
Coworker: ...
Me: I'm kidding!
Coworker: That would have been very Liz Lemon of you.

Oct 28

“I hope your heart is broken many times because it means you would have loved many times.” — Demetri, Bored to Death: Case of the Lonely White Dove

Oct 24

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Lou Mora Photography

…and the livin is easy.

Oct 22

Calm yo'self, fool!

It’s getting hostile here in California. I absentmindedly wore my “I <3 NY” shirt today while running errands around town.

Let’s see…so far I’ve gotten dozens of head shaking action, 8 mad-dogs, 4 mumbles about “those damn Yankees,” and 1 “Let’s throw her outta here!”…this all happened in a matter of 20 minutes of stepping outside.

Whatever.

Go Yankees! Wooooo!

Oct 20

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